Unconventional, possibly illegal, definetly not P.C. statements I make in class

1. "Are you high?"
2. "Did you toke up before class today?"
3. "You're an embarrassment to your people"
4. "Someone please jump that kid in the parking lot after school."
5. "I am now and will forever be better than you"
6. "Are you high right now?"
7. "..." (I just stare at them sometimes)
8. "You couldn't do less work even if you were in a coma"
9. "Yes, I'm pro-choice, because some people are too stupid to be breeding."
10. "We should swap out those ID cards for shock collars"
11. "I hate kids, actually"
12. "When you talk, all I hear in my mind is 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...'"
13. "Go play freeze tag in the street"
14. "...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
15. "Lord! Help my people!"
16. "I'm going to personally beat you up."

I love my job so much. I can't even begin to explain it.